Shane O'Hare
WOLVERINE!Story Time WIth Tara 02
July 2nd 2009 09:55
OK! Now here's part two!
At this point Tara is fed up, Dylan is a punchline to every joke that comes out of my mouth or anyone else's. She wants to break up with him immediately.
So she planned the breakup, going to make things quick and painless for him. He invited her over to his house and she thought this would be the best time to break it to him. The evening was a lot more important than she thought.
Surprise surprise, it was dinner time with the parents. First time she met his parents by the way.
So dinner went on, his parents loved her and said she was AWESOME. Suddenly, the interesting things begin. Dylan's brother, who is diabetic, had an insulin shock. He was taken to the local hospital, but his condition was SO bad that he had to be taken 50 miles away to a better hospital. Understandably Dylan was pretty upset and wanted to go for a drive. He had Tara drive...he was giving her directions on where to go.
They drive for a while and come up to a dark house. Dylan informed Tara that this was his best friends old house...before he died. He wasn't able to go back there in years, since 8th grade, because he never got over losing his best friend. Tara brought him the strength and joy to his otherwise dark and miserable life. She was the light at the end of the tunnel, the cream center of a delicious creamsicle. You can imagine that things were getting hairy for Tara, no way on earth could she break up with him now right? He was completely depressed and destroyed and was depending on Tara for support. It would be inhuman for her to do this, right?
NOPE! As soon as they get back to his house, the breakup happened. They are no longer together, and our hero Tara was free from Dylan's overbearingnessocity.
At this point, she was HAPPY AS A CLAM! So happy, but they were still friends. They intended to go golfing together and have fun!
Hop in Doc Browns Delorean and go forward a week. I ask Tara for an update on her love life, digging for wonderful stories.
She told me that she cut Dylan's hair and he was now hot and they were back together.......... I love Tara, shes a really great friend, but DAMN thats entertaining.
So guys, if that girl you love, breaks up with you just get you hair did. Freshly cut locks make up for a small penis!
--Shane
"Me no speak with forked tounge/"
At this point Tara is fed up, Dylan is a punchline to every joke that comes out of my mouth or anyone else's. She wants to break up with him immediately.
So she planned the breakup, going to make things quick and painless for him. He invited her over to his house and she thought this would be the best time to break it to him. The evening was a lot more important than she thought.
Surprise surprise, it was dinner time with the parents. First time she met his parents by the way.
So dinner went on, his parents loved her and said she was AWESOME. Suddenly, the interesting things begin. Dylan's brother, who is diabetic, had an insulin shock. He was taken to the local hospital, but his condition was SO bad that he had to be taken 50 miles away to a better hospital. Understandably Dylan was pretty upset and wanted to go for a drive. He had Tara drive...he was giving her directions on where to go.
They drive for a while and come up to a dark house. Dylan informed Tara that this was his best friends old house...before he died. He wasn't able to go back there in years, since 8th grade, because he never got over losing his best friend. Tara brought him the strength and joy to his otherwise dark and miserable life. She was the light at the end of the tunnel, the cream center of a delicious creamsicle. You can imagine that things were getting hairy for Tara, no way on earth could she break up with him now right? He was completely depressed and destroyed and was depending on Tara for support. It would be inhuman for her to do this, right?
NOPE! As soon as they get back to his house, the breakup happened. They are no longer together, and our hero Tara was free from Dylan's overbearingnessocity.
At this point, she was HAPPY AS A CLAM! So happy, but they were still friends. They intended to go golfing together and have fun!
Hop in Doc Browns Delorean and go forward a week. I ask Tara for an update on her love life, digging for wonderful stories.
She told me that she cut Dylan's hair and he was now hot and they were back together.......... I love Tara, shes a really great friend, but DAMN thats entertaining.
So guys, if that girl you love, breaks up with you just get you hair did. Freshly cut locks make up for a small penis!
--Shane
"Me no speak with forked tounge/"
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