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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Gorillaz - Stylo Video Premiere</title>
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<description>So with only a few days until the U.S Release of the new album "Plastic Beach", the Gorillaz have released their single video for the song "STYLO" Embedding has been...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>It comes...</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A liar is me or; A decent explanation</title>
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<description>So the last post to come from here, was a gigantic lie. I didnt write any new articles in the next few days, and I didnt come back anytime soon...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 09:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Returner or; Haitus is over!</title>
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<description>Well its been over a month sense I have written an article. Things in the world of me have been busy and tiresome. Soon to come new top of the...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dia de la Raza or;Another Excuse for A Day Off. COLUMBUS DAY!</title>
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<description>Columbus Day. A PROUD day for Americans. Celebrating their...Giving thanks...errr uhhh...Remembering fallen...no...honestly, what does the modern American have to do with Columbus day and why would they want to actively...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Quick Post Fueled By Anger or; Why There Has To Be More Of An Age Block On YouTube</title>
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<description>Watch this damn video...then go to the page and read the description. This "FILM" was made by a reported 15 year old. CAUTION YOU ARE ENTERING AN OPINION ZONE NOTHING...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Idaho Teen Steals Mercedes, Airplane and Laughs at police or;Romanticism is NOT DEAD!!!</title>
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<description>The world is a boring place to some. Those particular few are often looked upon as normal or subnormal beings. Not the best or brightest they are usually overlooked. And...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 17:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Music Industry Wants Royalties From iTunes 30 Second Samples or; WHY PIRACY IS NOW COMPLETELY FAIR!</title>
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<description>According to my buds over at Gizmodo music royalty groups ASCAP and BMI are asking online music stores to pay up PERFORMANCE fees on, wait for it, wait for it...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la-doo-tze! or; Firefly is an ok program</title>
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<description>So again another late to the party article. I "acquired" the first season of Firefly, from a few privateers and there place of hiding, kind of a cove of sorts...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 10:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Leo Laporte blows up at Mike Arrington or; SCREW YOU MIKE ARRINGTON!</title>
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<description>Start things off with a quick back story as to why I'm writing an article on this now. If you've listened to the TWiT TV podcasts then you know who...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I've Got a Ticket to Ride or;Why The Beatles are huge dicks</title>
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<description>So The Beatles Rockband came out on 9/9/09. I was very very exited for this game and have had it pre-ordered a month in advance. The day came and I...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Finding winter job or;a obtenu d'obtenir la chienne payee foutue !</title>
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<description>Winter's deadly grasp is coming down the calendar, or up, which ever direction gives it more of a menacing feel. Golf courses in Alaska close first sign of daily frost...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 05:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Adjusting Taxes or;WHY CAN'T I DO THIS SHIT OVER THE PHONE?!</title>
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<description>MMMM, its August and i'm dealing with taxes right this second! Long story short for my benevolent readers (and you Wolverine) I checked a box on my 1040EZ that wasn't...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Falling down the stairs with Applejuice</title>
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<description>WELL... now that we have established I exist in my last post..... I am pelvic thrusting back onto the hypothetical stage known as THIS BLOG once again to inform anyone...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>WOLVERINE or;the crazy Vietnamese guy who writes here sometimes</title>
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<description>WOW, Wolverine finally got to putting out his first post, I hope everyone read it, it is mature but its entertaining and insightful. He draws parallels to Pokemon and Winston...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
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