-- 10. "David who?"

-- 9. "Well, it was nice of CBS to provide the catering."

-- 8. "We should have done this years ago."

-- 7. "What idiot turned Broadway
into a pedestrian mall?"

-- 6. "Isn't there always a crowd demanding Letterman be fired?"

-- 5. "March around the potholes, people."

-- 4. "Can we also get CBS to bring back 'Gunsmoke?'"

-- 3. "When does (former U.S. Vice President Dick) Cheney get here with the water-boarding gear?"

-- 2. "He should apologize for that hairpiece."

-- 1. "Thanks for coming, Regis."