Shane O'Hare
WOLVERINE!Jumping on the swine flu bandwagon
May 1st 2009 20:00
WOW, this certainly entertaing isnt it? Apparantly, from what the news and twitter have blown out of proportion, there is an evil pandemic floating around the world (no daft punk reference intended) and its going to kill you!
I am not going to rehash anything, unless I start writing this article and then forget what i just said , its just going to be my outside opinion on the MMMoMM'ers reactions.
"Shane! What is a MMoMM'er?" You say after a fruitless google search of the made up term. Mindless Milling Masses of Mental Midgets, are what I refer to the general public as. Thats all the definition you're going to get from me. If it doesnt make sense, then you are one and you should leave...they all leave? GREAT!
The MMoMM'ers (referred to as emmers from here on out) must get unplugged. From radio, television, twitter, internet, cheap over-the-phone Psychics and off track betting. (those last two are just some personal vices of mine).
The sheer amount of local hysteria just in my small town in Alaska is frightening. People gathering masks, medicine, bullets and US weeklys. But seriously, i cannot understand why people get so caught up in things, it HAS to be built into our genetic code to trust people on TV and the internet and believe they are experts on whatever they say.
I actually found out about this stuff ebaumsworld.com to tell you the truth. (Im not) The night the "epidemic" started happening i had freaking porkchops and sauerkraut for dinner..."IM FUCKED" I thought as i went for the 3rd chop slathered in delicious kraut juices. I then realized that i was worried momentarily. The news got to me! Its infectuous....oh dear lord i just made a correlation.
People, if you're still here then youre not an emmer and you understand cause and effect and logic and crap like that. Go research your stuff, wikipedia things, email the CDC and stuff like that.
The same kind of people that let the media get to them and cause them to panic are the same kind of people that buy ShamWows.
--Shane
"This isn't purfume its Cologne. And ima not a French a ima German!"
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