Shane O'Hare
WOLVERINE!Honduras Earthquake 7.1:Next years goal 7.6?
May 28th 2009 15:06
So reports comming into the Niche Blog World Wide News Alert Center For Information and Alerts From Around The World, or NBWWNACFIaAFATW, an earthquake off the coast of Honduras in the Gulf of Mexican was created at 2:24 A.M. Hondurian time.
Now I know that earthquakes are serious busines, but head NBWWNACFIaAFATW analyst Kenneth Brush said "This isn't that big of a deal." after sipping some of his tea. "It struck off the coast 70 miles away from the countries' coast. 40 homes were crumpled and 2 people died."
NBWWNACFIaAFATW also reported that the longest bridge in the country, Democracy Bridge, collapsed into the Ulua River. One Hondacivic citizen was quoted as saying, "Democracy only got us so far, but its collapse has left us scared and alone. Everyone on this side of the river (The Right) feel that its a good thing ultimately, keeping those hooligans on the other side (The Left) over there and their harmful ideals away from our children.". At least that is what NBWWNACFIaAFATW was able to surmise from the Hyundai native, as NBWWNACFIaAFATW only spanish speaking reporter was one of the 2 killed in the quake.
Our hearts and prayers go out to Julio and his family. He was a great man that could grill a great carne asada.
All in all things ended up better than they could have. The damage wasnt as exstensive as originally though by NBWWNACFIaAFATW staff. Schools were canceled along the bay, good news for the 7th grade class and their Biology test today. The only on going damage was a small 2 story warehouse that caught on fire, but the blaze was soon contained.
But seriously, its good to hear that there wasnt more damage and more deaths. They might find more damage as they start to get things back together, but things are looking up. Imagine, if the situation was worse the world might not get its coffee and bananas.
For NBWWNACFIaAFATW,
--Shane
"A world without fear is a world without women drivers."
Now I know that earthquakes are serious busines, but head NBWWNACFIaAFATW analyst Kenneth Brush said "This isn't that big of a deal." after sipping some of his tea. "It struck off the coast 70 miles away from the countries' coast. 40 homes were crumpled and 2 people died."
NBWWNACFIaAFATW also reported that the longest bridge in the country, Democracy Bridge, collapsed into the Ulua River. One Hondacivic citizen was quoted as saying, "Democracy only got us so far, but its collapse has left us scared and alone. Everyone on this side of the river (The Right) feel that its a good thing ultimately, keeping those hooligans on the other side (The Left) over there and their harmful ideals away from our children.". At least that is what NBWWNACFIaAFATW was able to surmise from the Hyundai native, as NBWWNACFIaAFATW only spanish speaking reporter was one of the 2 killed in the quake.
Our hearts and prayers go out to Julio and his family. He was a great man that could grill a great carne asada.
All in all things ended up better than they could have. The damage wasnt as exstensive as originally though by NBWWNACFIaAFATW staff. Schools were canceled along the bay, good news for the 7th grade class and their Biology test today. The only on going damage was a small 2 story warehouse that caught on fire, but the blaze was soon contained.
But seriously, its good to hear that there wasnt more damage and more deaths. They might find more damage as they start to get things back together, but things are looking up. Imagine, if the situation was worse the world might not get its coffee and bananas.
For NBWWNACFIaAFATW,
--Shane
"A world without fear is a world without women drivers."
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