Shane O'Hare
WOLVERINE!Día de la Raza or;Another Excuse for A Day Off. COLUMBUS DAY!
October 11th 2009 18:17
Columbus Day. A PROUD day for Americans. Celebrating their...Giving thanks...errr uhhh...Remembering fallen...no...honestly, what does the modern American have to do with Columbus day and why would they want to actively celebrate it?
Not only was he a master of the ironic joke, our main hommie Columbus was the first rapper you know the jam.
Work in progress.
So Columbus, found the Americas, which we will just narrow down to North America at this point. You know the story, seeking spices he fucked up and missed the spice islands and found the land soon to be know as "Home of The Double-Whopper"
You could also say the our friend Chris was on a peace keeping mission, bringing out a "care package" from Spain. Extending the olive branch. Making the world a better place.
So not only was Chris a shitty explorer, he brought on the genocide of countless Central American Nations.
So why do WE celebrate this holiday? NATIONAL holiday I remind you. Post Office is closed (its not like they were MAKING money right?) banks and shit are closed, and for what? Celebrate our heritage? Most Americans are of Northern European decent, no Spaniard in us whities! Also, the stock market crash of '29 occurred on a Monday that was a holiday. The market crashed and on Tuesday when everyone wanted their cash, the banks just didn't exist anymore. Luckily we got ATM's nowadays.
Can anyone please enlighten me as to what us Modern Existence Americans (yeah bringing it full circle) have to celebrate here? Honestly?
So go enjoy your double pay day. Enjoy the day off (I wont have jury duty...will I?) and watch some...
You can find me snuggling up on the couch with a Turduken, chatting with my buddy John over a coffee and brandy celebrating Columbus Day. Glorifying a series of vertical support bearing school busses. (get it, column-bus)
Enjoy your heritage America
--Shane
"The cops can be here for only two reasons. Someone had too MUCH fun or not enough fun."
Spain will love their new country. We can build it up and it'll have a successfull global economy all the way to the year 2009
Not only was he a master of the ironic joke, our main hommie Columbus was the first rapper you know the jam.
1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue, looking for some bitches but only got a few. Went up North and punched a grue, went to Home Depot and got a screw.
Work in progress.
So Columbus, found the Americas, which we will just narrow down to North America at this point. You know the story, seeking spices he fucked up and missed the spice islands and found the land soon to be know as "Home of The Double-Whopper"
Worth more than gold!!!
You could also say the our friend Chris was on a peace keeping mission, bringing out a "care package" from Spain. Extending the olive branch. Making the world a better place.
uhhhh...shit
So not only was Chris a shitty explorer, he brought on the genocide of countless Central American Nations.
So why do WE celebrate this holiday? NATIONAL holiday I remind you. Post Office is closed (its not like they were MAKING money right?) banks and shit are closed, and for what? Celebrate our heritage? Most Americans are of Northern European decent, no Spaniard in us whities! Also, the stock market crash of '29 occurred on a Monday that was a holiday. The market crashed and on Tuesday when everyone wanted their cash, the banks just didn't exist anymore. Luckily we got ATM's nowadays.
Can anyone please enlighten me as to what us Modern Existence Americans (yeah bringing it full circle) have to celebrate here? Honestly?
So go enjoy your double pay day. Enjoy the day off (I wont have jury duty...will I?) and watch some...
You can find me snuggling up on the couch with a Turduken, chatting with my buddy John over a coffee and brandy celebrating Columbus Day. Glorifying a series of vertical support bearing school busses. (get it, column-bus)
Enjoy your heritage America
UHHHMERKA
--Shane
"The cops can be here for only two reasons. Someone had too MUCH fun or not enough fun."
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