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Taste of Tomorrow

August 21st 2009 23:11
Hello- I am here and alive--

I have not had the time nor have I really cared to introduce myself to you guys even though i've been a moderator here for quite some time now and have been running this show in the shadows... Some people thought the man shit in my salad.... That I ate it ... and then died.... ...

...NOT TODAY SON!

I want each and every one of you to know one thing.

]I will continue on with my existence...
............................
I think that can be said about alot of the readers today.... ....that will be reading this... on their screens... or ... Iphones.... or compaq presarios (or whatever shit you kids lookup your porn on nowadays... ) unless you decide to ... /wrists in the bathroom and die (I'm not saying thats a bad thing... maybe some of you should take my example into consideration)

In this day and age you have to fight for your freedoms... If you really need to piss... Just do it... and if somebody tries to stop you ... Fight them...

Thats all I'm saying...

ANOTHER THING I have to say in response to someone trying to stop me taking a piss is "Get yo hands offa my dick!"

Unless its Sabrina.... from pokemon... you know that psychic gym trainer...
Sabrina
Mmm... you know you'd hit that shit harder than Ken Griffy Jr hits balls... on steroids..


ANYWAYS... the moral of this story is... dont let the man rape your asshole.... and find a girl who can make you orgasm with her psychic powers.... (until then continue fapping to a cartoon image of a girl who can)

Today I will be sharing a quote from one of my favorite comedian/Singer song writers...

Winston Churchill!!!!:
He ONCE SAID!!!
Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.

I think we can all take something away from this guys words... I mean... he was a total badass right?

What that says to me... is move around n shit- ALOT... and slaughter people... or else you are a loser and will probably die.

I use these words of wisdom every day of my life...

I don't know if you've ever seen this motherfucker!! BUT LOOK AT HIM



IT LOOKS LIKE HE CAN DODGE ALL KINDS OF MISSILES N SHIT...

seriously though.... wtf... it looks like he's more slaughter and less maneuver......

WHICH comes to my other life lesson in this post: LOOKS CAN BE DECIEVING...

If he has that much slaughter.... and TWICE the maneuver.... you're fucked...

Just because someone looks like a fag doesn't always mean they are (I'm a liar it always does)
Just because someone looks like a nigger... it doesn't mean they are (THEY COULD BE A TAN HISPANIC)
Just because... you're ugly ..doesn't mean you can get a sexy latina with a nice ass to touch your pee pee.... (it just costs abit more)

---I GUESS with this introduction blog I just wanted to say... Fight for what you believe in... LIVE EVERY DAY!... and NEVER DIE...

Or else you'll never make it in this Modern Existence. (and learn how to play the Piano... that helps too)

THIS IS A TAPESTRY


LOVE ALWAYS <3
--Wolverine
"Don't drop the Soap"

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Comment by Anonymous

August 21st 2009 23:23
super rad

Comment by Anonymous

August 21st 2009 23:27
........................ THIS SHIT TOOK FOREVER TO POST!! FUCKING ORBLE...

Comment by Anonymous

August 21st 2009 23:28
i want to see more from WOLVERINE

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