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For years I've had a tub that when I shower, the tub fills up halfway up my shins! Its a pretty devilishly evil clog. So today, for you're weekend project (in between shooting off fireworks and going to wet t-shirt contests) you can unclog that drain for cheap with out having to use harsh septic destroying chemicals like the liquid plumber guy.

I have 2 cheap ways to get that drain super slick, just like inception day. First, lets do my recipe that I found out by accident when I was cleaning the tub.

The late, great Billy Mays magic powder Oxi Clean. If you have an in drain plug, close it and then fill the tub. If you have a drain cover plug, like a rubber stopper or a pull stop, you'll have to alter these steps. I'll tell you how to do that at the end. Now fill your tub about a quarter the way full. Dump a full scoop of Oxi Clean into the tub and distribute evenly. Let sit for like 30 minutes. The in drain plugs don't start till about 8 inches down the drain. So the Oxi Clean water will soak into the workings of the plug and dissolve all the gunk. If you have a plug stopper that covers the drain, fill the tub up almost all the way and then increase the Oxi Clean the same amount (full scoop per quarter tub) then let drain. Not only does you tub get cleaned, your drain will be nice and shiny.

Next is a really eco-friendly option. I found it on a blog called Bonzai Aphrodite which I found via LifeHacker

This method goes like this.

Drain De-Clogger Recipe:

1/2 cup baking soda

1 cup vinegar

1 gallon boiling water

Carefully siphon all the baking soda down the drain. Pour in 1/2 of the vinegar, covering the hole so the fizz is forced down, not up (omit this for toilets, please!). Add the second half of the vinegar, following the same procedure. Allow to sit for 15 minutes or so, and then flush with an entire gallon of boiling water.

SO GO FORTH AND CLEAN HAPPY 4TH AMERICA!

--Shane
"America! America! The States! The States!"
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Story Time WIth Tara 02

July 2nd 2009 09:55
OK! Now here's part two!

At this point Tara is fed up, Dylan is a punchline to every joke that comes out of my mouth or anyone else's. She wants to break up with him immediately.

So she planned the breakup, going to make things quick and painless for him. He invited her over to his house and she thought this would be the best time to break it to him. The evening was a lot more important than she thought.

Surprise surprise, it was dinner time with the parents. First time she met his parents by the way.

So dinner went on, his parents loved her and said she was AWESOME. Suddenly, the interesting things begin. Dylan's brother, who is diabetic, had an insulin shock. He was taken to the local hospital, but his condition was SO bad that he had to be taken 50 miles away to a better hospital. Understandably Dylan was pretty upset and wanted to go for a drive. He had Tara drive...he was giving her directions on where to go.

They drive for a while and come up to a dark house. Dylan informed Tara that this was his best friends old house...before he died. He wasn't able to go back there in years, since 8th grade, because he never got over losing his best friend. Tara brought him the strength and joy to his otherwise dark and miserable life. She was the light at the end of the tunnel, the cream center of a delicious creamsicle. You can imagine that things were getting hairy for Tara, no way on earth could she break up with him now right? He was completely depressed and destroyed and was depending on Tara for support. It would be inhuman for her to do this, right?

NOPE! As soon as they get back to his house, the breakup happened. They are no longer together, and our hero Tara was free from Dylan's overbearingnessocity.

At this point, she was HAPPY AS A CLAM! So happy, but they were still friends. They intended to go golfing together and have fun!

Hop in Doc Browns Delorean and go forward a week. I ask Tara for an update on her love life, digging for wonderful stories.

She told me that she cut Dylan's hair and he was now hot and they were back together.......... I love Tara, shes a really great friend, but DAMN thats entertaining.

So guys, if that girl you love, breaks up with you just get you hair did. Freshly cut locks make up for a small penis!

--Shane
"Me no speak with forked tounge/"
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Story Time WIth Tara

June 30th 2009 16:22
I have finally realize that all those high drama moments in soap operas and teen dramas, are in fact true stories. My coworker, Tara, has some of the most outrageous moments regarding teen relationships.

I have secured all the legal rights to her life story as a whole and I'm going to be bringing them to you in installments. Either as I fit for them to be seen, or when I get new stories from her.

First, lets start with a recent one. About a breakup that went horribly awry.

Tara is a 17 year old High School graduate, fresh into the adult world. Shes very excited for her adventures in college out of state, and for some reason, the MOST INTERESTING THINGS IN THE WORLD happen to her very regularly.

This story starts us with, at the time, her boyfriend Dylan. He's a tall lanky 19 year old male who drives an ice cream truck as a job. All in all, a pretty normal guy. Dylan is utterly and unequivocally in love with our Tara.

Tara as sculpted Dylan to me as a very sweet guy who would do anything for her and be completely there for her in any situation...and she can't stand him. The love that she used to have for him and the love he has for her is all but gone. When described, sexual intercourse was just "Not good.". I'm sorry Dylan, having a small penis makes sex "Not Good.".

Fast forward a week to the first night of the downward spiral of their relationship. Tara was attending a small get together with friends. Spirits were consumed. Beer Pong was played. All and all an enjoyable evening was in full swing. Upstairs, we find Tara, relaxing on a bed talking on the phone with her friend, and thats where things go devilishness wrong. A male friend of hers walked into the room, asking to sleep in the bed next to her because all the other ones were taken. She informed him that this would be a bad idea and he should rest on the floor. This did not bow well for our intruder. He wished to sleep like a MAN in the bed. Tara buckled, and let him sleep in the bed, but he must stay on his side....

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Moments later they were embraced in the act of making out. Kissing, groping, barrel rolling, grinding. All the things you DON'T do when you are supposed to be sleep while staying on your side. All the things you DON'T do when you are in a relationship with a guy who loves you.

At this point I'm completely overcome with laughter. SHES 17 FOR CHRIST SAKE. Girls her age are supposed to be enjoying life, not tied down by a guy who is overbearing and drives a pedowagon, I mean an ice cream truck...though the moneys good....hmmmm.

BUT, our story doesn't end there. It gets better.She told him what happened, she had to because someone else would have told him and things would have been bad then. What came next was an over dramatic voice mail from Dylan, riddled with "WHY TARA??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!".

I wish, I wish with all the goodness in the world that I can get this voice mail off her phone and show it to you. I want you to feel the joy and humor I felt when I heard this.

So, he forgave her and life went on...but not for long. Fates cruel grip came back to Dylan's love life. and strangled it. STRANGLED IT DEAD AND LEFT IT IN A DITCH.


But thats for tomorrow, or next week. Depending on readership on this part of our story so far. Believe you me, the ending gets even better than this.

--Shane
"The soup of the day is WHISKEY!"
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RIP BILLY MAYS

June 28th 2009 21:42
TODAY TV PITCHMAN BILLY MAYS WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD AT 7:45 AM. JuNE 28TH IS NOW ALL CAPS DAY IN HONOR OF BILLY.

IF YOU READ MY INFOMERCIAL ARTICLE THEN YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THOUGHT AND HEART I'VE PUT INTO THESE 2 MINUTE HEROES


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I do, and always will watch Cartoon Network. I love cartoons, I especially love picking out subtle adult themes and innuendos in cartoons. I figure the creators do this to give a nod or a wink to older viewers. IT MAKES WATCHING CARTOONS FUN!

But recently, I've noticed something strange going on The Cartoon Network. The addition of live action shows, in a block they call "CN Real". They currently have three shows, a game show that has contestants answering questions on a roller coaster for cash money. The second is a show reminiscent of Junk Yard Wars where players build devices out of scrap and then the other team tries to blow it up. And lastly, they have a ghost hunting show with kids


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Letterman Reacts

June 20th 2009 03:28
Taking a post from UPI.COM Letterman jokes about protests.

-- 10. "David who?"

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Everyone Needs to Calm Down

June 18th 2009 00:57
So if you've read the "News Media Sucks" entry then you know my disdain for televised news. So last night my father had Fox News on. Greta Van Sustren's show was on and they were talking about David Letterman.

Apparently he said something bad about Sarah Palin's younger daughter. Of course no one was talking about what was said exactly so I had to get it second hand from my mother. I'm not gonna rehash it or anything but if you are reading this go google what he said, but it involved Sarahs 14 year old daughter and Alex Rodriguez


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Hey everyone, i know i dont have that many dedicated readers but there are a few of you out there and i want to let all 3 of you know that im not gone, im not dead and im not on the moon.

I've been pretty busy in the real world for a while now and havent had any time to take a serious sit down and write any articles. I have a few ideas mulling around in my moleskin but havent really finalized anything


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Blog Promotion!

May 29th 2009 10:20
Well ive done it! ive been promoted! i'd like to thank the internet for this moment.

The Niche Blog will still be around but im not sure how much it will be around. I might just use it for really niche things that i do like the fabled tea article series that i never released. But it might just blend seamlessly with Modern Existence


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So reports comming into the Niche Blog World Wide News Alert Center For Information and Alerts From Around The World, or NBWWNACFIaAFATW, an earthquake off the coast of Honduras in the Gulf of Mexican was created at 2:24 A.M. Hondurian time.

Now I know that earthquakes are serious busines, but head NBWWNACFIaAFATW analyst Kenneth Brush said "This isn't that big of a deal." after sipping some of his tea. "It struck off the coast 70 miles away from the countries' coast. 40 homes were crumpled and 2 people died


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